Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
