Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
