Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He has the fingertips of a God
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