My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
