you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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