wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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