nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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