are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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