We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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