Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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