? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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