They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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