So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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