i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Do plants get herpes?
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