And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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