if i died would you start the facebook group?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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