Do you still have your period?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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