WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
pray to the hookup gods
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
