i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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