you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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