You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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