Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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