So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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