Only a mothe r could love this liver
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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