we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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