Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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