There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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