I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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