So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
