Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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