Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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