I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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