What a fucking waste of an outfit
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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