Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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