In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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