Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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