I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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