She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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