that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she pinky promised me she was 18
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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