the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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