They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
