sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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