I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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