Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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