He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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