have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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