I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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