Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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