question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
