I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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