"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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