I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
